One minute you’re young and wild, the next you’re into air fryers.

One minute you’re young and wild, the next you’re into air fryers.

I have never insulted anyone. I simply describe them, accurately.

“Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.”

Don’t let anyone who hasn’t been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

Sometimes you’re just done with the day!

“Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.”